Monday, May 4, 2009

Sloppy Joes


It was a long day. I figured i needed to cap the day off at Sloppy Joes. The have one hell of a screwball nosedive. As i sat in my usual stool a little pretty lady caught the corner of my eye. She was gorgeous. Her flowing golden her like a sea of gold. There was one problem. She was surrounded by tons and tons of large men far past my size. I decided to play the game anyway and pursue this sweet lady. One man was not so pleased with my efforts and with a pint of jack on his breath and coursing through his veins he decided to swing at me. I instanly dodged his fist took a nearby bottle and bashed it over his head. The Glass shattered like my chances with this sweet lady as I just may have lost all my chances by cracking her boyfriends skull wide open. She turned to me and smiled. My chances just got a whole much better.

1 comment:

  1. All okay except this one sentence. You should do something to fix it: "I instanly dodged his fist took a nearby bottle and bashed it over his head." I know you can do it, Hem.

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